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by Yy Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:17 pm

Aloy : Why is making love so
enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws,
same like when you dig your nose with
your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
load, den someone come over and dig
your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ?
Don't play play ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
sex when she is having her period?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you
still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use
your blain, use your
blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
wearing condoms when they are making
love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose
ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your finger or not ? Not the same
shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out
in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
your
blainnnnn ...........................
you go and dig your nose in flont of
your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in
Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and
now, the whole world! also ah!!!

by Yy Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:19 pm

COPIED from forwarded mail....

Ah Lian called big brother Ah Beng over the telephone.

Lian: "Ah Beng kor, I can't get my new jig saw puzzle fixed, mah-chiam

all the edges cannot fix together, lah."

Beng: "Jig saw puzzle si mi picture, ha?"

Lian: "The box show a big rooster, kanna like the one in
talkingcock.com ."
Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over to tor-long lu, lah."

Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she happily leads him to the
kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is.

Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, "Si ghee na, si bay gong, put
back the corn flakes into the box, lah."

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Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly
patients.
He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?"
Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest

thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on
for me automatically when I open the door!"
The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones
the man's son, and the son's wife answers.

The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your
father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and
opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."

At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the
fridge again!"

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QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
ANSWER : Because when it's cold, they go "kwah, kwah, kwah".

QUESTION : How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
ANSWER: Hae hae hae (hokkien for prawns)

QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
ANSWER : Hu hu hu (hokkien for fish)

And here is a classic..............

QUESTION : What's the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien
fairy Tales?
ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..." and
Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka li kong..."